It’s a Chinglish. In Chinese Niu means cow,which also means that someone is very capable.Bi(pronunciation Bee),which is used to refer a person rudely,means pussy or fomally genital.
Many people think they are full of niubility, and like to play zhuangbility, which only reflect their shability.
no zuo no die不作死就不会死
This phrase is of Chinglish origin. Means if you don’t do stupid things, they won’t come back and bite you in the ass. (But if you do, they most certainly will.) Zuo /zwo/ is a Chinese character meaning ‘act silly or daring (for attention)’
A: Some dude baked cookies shaped like iPhone, held it by the mouth when driving, tried to mess with traffic cops.
B: Did he pull it off?
A: Cop was pissed and ran his name through the system. Turns out he’s got speed tickets unpaid!
B: No zuo no die.
you can you up 你能你上啊
Translated from Chinglish. aka If you can do it then you should go up and do it. It’s used against people who criticize others’ work, especially when the criticizer it not that much better. Often followed by “no can no BB (不行就别BB）“, which means “if you can’t do it then don’t even criticize it”.
“That person does not deserve the award.”
“You can you up”
Chinese nouveau riche. New money, mostly not well spent.
The tuhao have become a punching bag on China’s blogosphere for being the symbol of wasteful wealth and unrefined taste.